Are they bowling up there…?
You will never have an upstairs neighbor who is quiet. Never.
EVER.
...and you will often wonder what it is they're even doing up there.
It's either bowling OR dragging various dead bodies across the floor.
Sometimes you fantasize about what you might do to stop the problem...
>:)
The joy of having your own parking space will wear off the moment you discover no one in your building knows how to park.
WHO. RAISED. YOU???